calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

      assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass
STOP SCROLLING IMMEDIATELY

the-spookytronian:

skelezor:

THIS IS REAL!!!!!! if u do not reblog in 10 seconds u will be visited by these  

s k e l l i n g t o n s  at midnight tonight!! don’t even risk it!1

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As the skeleton lord, I can officially say that we are not fucking around. We ain’t no fuckboys

danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
stickiebun13:

nethilia:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive

Is that Jessica Rabbit?

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn


Those curves could kill a person.
queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

commandersheena:

wrathofthegiraffe:

commandersheena:

I was feeling cinematic today

The best part about this is you’re known as the girl on tumblr who can’t decide whether a dead body goes in trash or recycling.
But this pic looks like a screen shot from a trailer for some dramatic independent film. Like, you fell in love with someone but then you discovered your girlfriend who supposedly died in ‘the war’ several years ago just returned. And now your staring out the window, wondering what it all means.
Or a trailer where you’ve just discovered you’re working for a massively corrupt government, but if you expose them not, countless people could die. That’s what that face looks like.
So, A+ for being dynamic I guess.

I was literally aiming for the “my significant other died in the war” aesthetic so I’m glad it came across to other people hahaha.
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